Pleurisy How Long To Recover

picspam dedicated to hamsterfactor , cause i know how much she loves really-really-short short haircuts. hence our endless fights about Season Two!Mulder Versus Season Five!Mulder. give it up, pal, you know \uch But i have never ever seen him look so gorgeous as in this. This Might Explain the insane number of caps.

Hello, this is Roland Mitchell
sex god. I fucking loves books.



Also, hair! Pr0n.



My real OTP of the movie is Roland / London.


The guy at the London Library Roland does not like cause I is American.


That `You are American who's over here." `Oh, I'm sure There Are more of us. After all, You Are Our favorite colony. " OH
ROLAND.




Gratuituous long-sleeves pr0n. You'll see a lot of this.


Roland is shocked to find Some letters Mr. Knightley That Might Have to Lizzie Bennet sat
Jennifer Elhe. The crossover Implications baffle him.


Gratuituous long-sleeves pr0n. Also, how sad is That I Recognize That Aaron is walking down street? It's in Chelsea, near Sloane Sq Later I found out Neil LaBute Used To Live There.

Roland Austen has stolen the Crossover Of Doom documents and Needs to consult with best buddy. Tom Hollander. Who is made of win. And Lizzie Bennet has met in person, But the Keira Knightley one. Roland también shocked to find Tom is dating one of the Mistresses .


`500 pounds an hour? No wonder you have a nice hall. "
I love how Roland is totally broke.

Magnificent long-sleeves pr0n. Tom Hollander is appalled by Roland's thieving ways.


More long-sleeves pr0n and Roland / OTP British Museum.


This is WHERE Roland works. Led by a sweet academic obnoxious But Who Does not want to hear about Jane Austenn Crossover.


`He is a meanie.´ `That's a very nice name for what he is.´
British politeness baffles Roland.


Gratuituous long-sleeve pr0n.




Toby Stephens! &heart; even if he plays a baddie. The Jane Austen Crossover has become Jane Austen/Bronte Crossover all of the sudden. My, it looks as if I were shipping Jane Austen with one of the Brontes. Which, mm, would be hot?


Our hero finally meets Emma Maud. He needs her help cause she knows all about Mister Knightley, of course.


And boy, do they look hot together. She is of course pissed off that Mister Knightley would cheat on her with that slag of Lizzie Bennet. But hey, Emma, you were having it off with Mister Rochester one second ago, so no complains.




Crazy Chemistry Is Crazy.





Then she totally spies on him and asks him to spend the night
. Cause, well, really, FUCKING LOOK AT HIM.
Then she wakes up and finds him WRITING POETIC THINGS WEARING A WHITE T-SHIRT. Why she hasn't made this movie NC-17 already escapes me...



Manly handbag! Pr0n.


They go visit the house WHERE Lizzie Bennet Used to live. Oddly enough, it's not Pemberley.





Maud Emma Wodehouse
Roland wakes up in the middle of the night. I APPROVE OF THIS PRACTICE.

The discovery of the letters Mr. Knightley sat Lizzie Bennet leads to pr0n OF LONG-SLEEVES Epic Proportions, as you can see.


I
looks so pretty reading the letters. Also, I loves the "and not Be Consumed" line, Which Makes him A GIRL.


Nothing, just ... They Are pretty together.


I love Roland's "I Can not Have Relationships / I'm off women / I'm Damaged Goods" trauma. It Makes him sexier events.


They go to the countryside to Investigate and the ONLY HAS ONE BED hotel. No, really. Like in a fic. Remember That Old "2 close 4 comfort" archive of X-Files fics?


YOUR PERSONAL SPACE, LET ME INVADE IT.


`Are you writing fan fiction now?"
XC












I love Roland's dysfunctionality. I totally absolutely love it.






Really. Poor thingie. I just want to hug him all the time. His hair and ruffle. Historical and wear sweaters. And write him notes on the margins of historical books. And-okay, I'll leave you there.
Long-sleeves pr0n! The return!
`We are
TMLXC
And They Do Something VERY ILLEGAL together. Which is hot. `I can not take you anywhere." Seriously, can I marry this couple?

But OH NOES Then she goes all cold on him (well, at least she Warned about that) cause Lizzie Bennett and Knightley had a baby and she is a Mary Sue Probably dead and now Emma, I mean Maud Thinks That LOVE IS BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR SKIN But Roland is totally "what about us?". Well, you failed to make sweet love to her so Because you HAVE ISSUES, not much of a relationship. So Maud breaks up Their non-relationship.


And Roland emote. Prettily.
But don't despair. Cause Roland writes her a love letter from a bus stop. Under the rain. Is this guy perfect or what?


He discovers sneaky Toby Stephens trying to get the credit for the Jane Austen Crossover of Doom for himself. OH NOES. Now Roland has to save the day and
get the girl. Damn, Aaron has such a hard life.
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER! Seriously, the love! It just oozes
from him. Guh. ALSO DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN THE TURTLENECK SWEATER OMG I CAN'T!!!


They both apologize for being dysfunctional. Awwwwww.


Roland kicks the baddies ass. CH